A letter from an inquiring admirer:

A letter from an inquiring admirer:

Posted on: June 28, 2007

Dear Yeosh and Jon,

What’s the deal with this “100% Suck Free Money Back Guarantee”? I have never really dealt with advertising before and the thought of a money back guarantee seems really smart. How does it work? Can it be used on Jingles too?

Sincerely,

Lost in Advertising Despair


Dear Lost,

We’ve been getting this question a lot lately and it’s no doubt people enjoy the concept of something being “Suck-Free”. As a matter of fact, this guarantee was created to help people just like you, who have never dealt with advertising before, get exactly what they want.

The concept is simple.

You call or email us with your businesses situation. Give us the low-down on what you need accomplished. Then we’ll discuss some of your alternatives and what we can offer you to help. When you decide what you want, be it a jingle, radio commercial, etc. then we’ll get the ball rolling on your order. We require a fifty percent deposit up front to get your project started and will deliver to you within a few days some samples for you to choose from. Again we discuss what it is you’re trying to develop and you select what you like. We then go back into seclusion in our production cave and a little while later we return to you with the finished product.

Where does the guarantee come in?

If at any time during this process you’re unhappy with what you’re getting, then it’s a simple no-hassle return of your money. 100% of it including your deposit! Obviously, there are some simple guidelines that apply…we can’t let you go all willy-nilly! So use the guarantee on whatever you want us to produce…we know you’re gonna love the finished product anyway! Call us at 1-888-494-PUSH and let’s get your advertising done right!

Yeosh & Jon